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Bagmane Developers - DRDO Sports Complex is an upcoming elevated metro station on the north-south corridor of the Blue Line of Namma Metro in Bengaluru, India. This metro station serves mainly Bagmane Tech Park, which is occupied by top IT companies such as NVIDIA and Samsung under Bagmane Goldstone and Dell EMC, ARM Embedded Technologies, Accenture and Boeing under Bagmane World Technology Centre in South Bengaluru. This metro station is slated to become operational around June 2026.
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