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{"slip": { "id": 208, "advice": "Play is the true mother of invention."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"Where do young cows eat lunch?","punchline":"In the calf-ateria.","id":289}
{"type":"general","setup":"What did one plate say to the other plate?","punchline":"Dinner is on me!","id":161}
{"slip": { "id": 126, "advice": "Taking photos with tablet devices looks weird."}}
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{"type":"programming","setup":"How do you check if a webpage is HTML5?","punchline":"Try it out on Internet Explorer","id":55}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Why can't you use \"Beef stew\"as a password?","punchline":"Because it's not stroganoff.","id":307}
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{"type":"general","setup":"What did the judge say to the dentist?","punchline":"Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?","id":174}
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{"type":"programming","setup":"Why would a guitarist become a good programmer?","punchline":"He's adept at riffing in C#.","id":14}