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{"type":"standard","title":"Tri-state water dispute","displaytitle":"Tri-state water dispute","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q17103316","titles":{"canonical":"Tri-state_water_dispute","normalized":"Tri-state water dispute","display":"Tri-state water dispute"},"pageid":30810344,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/60/Chattahoochee.jpg/330px-Chattahoochee.jpg","width":320,"height":240},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/60/Chattahoochee.jpg","width":2048,"height":1536},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1285665093","tid":"b40b3f44-1993-11f0-b40e-16653554b5c8","timestamp":"2025-04-15T00:51:02Z","description":"Water use conflict in the southeastern United States","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tri-state_water_dispute","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tri-state_water_dispute?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tri-state_water_dispute?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Tri-state_water_dispute"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tri-state_water_dispute","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Tri-state_water_dispute","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tri-state_water_dispute?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Tri-state_water_dispute"}},"extract":"The tri-state water dispute is a 21st-century water-use conflict among the U.S. states of Georgia, Alabama, and Florida over flows in the Apalachicola-Chattahoochee-Flint River Basin and the Alabama-Coosa-Tallapoosa River Basin. The U.S. Army Corps of Engineers has regulated water flow for the entire Chattahoochee River, from Lake Lanier in Forsyth County, Georgia, to Alabama and Florida.","extract_html":"
The tri-state water dispute is a 21st-century water-use conflict among the U.S. states of Georgia, Alabama, and Florida over flows in the Apalachicola-Chattahoochee-Flint River Basin and the Alabama-Coosa-Tallapoosa River Basin. The U.S. Army Corps of Engineers has regulated water flow for the entire Chattahoochee River, from Lake Lanier in Forsyth County, Georgia, to Alabama and Florida.
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