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{"type":"programming","setup":"Which song would an exception sing?","punchline":"Can't catch me - Avicii","id":32}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the chicken get a penalty?","punchline":"For fowl play.","id":318}
{"slip": { "id": 134, "advice": "The person who never made a mistake never made anything."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 31, "advice": "Never let your Mother cut your hair."}}
{"fact":"Grown cats have 30 teeth. Kittens have about 26 temporary teeth, which they lose when they are about 6 months old.","length":114}
{"type":"general","setup":"What do ghosts call their true love?","punchline":"Their ghoul-friend","id":102}
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{"type":"general","setup":"How many lips does a flower have?","punchline":"Tulips","id":8}
{"slip": { "id": 44, "advice": "If you are feeling down, try holding a pencil between your top lip and your nose for five minutes."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"How do the trees get on the internet?","punchline":"They log on.","id":120}
{"type":"general","setup":"When a dad drives past a graveyard: Did you know that's a popular cemetery?","punchline":"Yep, people are just dying to get in there","id":50}
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{"fact":"Cats have 30 vertebrae (humans have 33 vertebrae during early development; 26 after the sacral and coccygeal regions fuse)","length":122}
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