Burgos Club de Fútbol Promesas, formerly Club Deportivo Burgos Promesas 2000, is a Spanish football team based in Burgos, in the autonomous community of Castile and León. Founded in 2000, it is the reserve team of Burgos CF and plays in Tercera Federación – Group 8, holding home matches at Ciudad Deportiva de Castañares.
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The 2018 Edmonton Eskimos season was the 61st season for the team in the Canadian Football League and their 70th overall. This was the third season under head coach Jason Maas and the second season under general manager Brock Sunderland.
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