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Uder is a municipality in the district of Eichsfeld in Thuringia, Germany. On 1 January 2024, the former municipality Uder was merged with the former municipalities Birkenfelde, Eichstruth, Lenterode, Lutter, Mackenrode, Röhrig, Schönhagen, Steinheuterode, Thalwenden and Wüstheuterode to form the current municipality Uder.
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Gombojab Tsybikov was a Russian explorer of Tibet from 1899 to 1902. Tsybikov specialized in ethnography, Buddhist Studies, and after 1917 was an important educator and statesman in Siberia and Mongolia.
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